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Fri I will put a new joke exercise up. You usually talk for two hours. In 9th grade band, we had a substitute. Toastmasters is the perfect place to nurture your inner comic. Do you want to hear a pizza joke?
Has anybody seen my cock? If the concert is set to start at 8pm and last a minimum of 2 hours, and there are people in the audience - how many watch alarms will go off? Every president since has attended the annual dinner of the Gridiron Club and Foundation at least once. Did you remember to send checks for the Visa and MasterCard this month? Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing.
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